He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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