so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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