real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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