i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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