You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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