Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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