So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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