i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
