i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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