She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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