can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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