Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
why is half of my head shaved?
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