try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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