Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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