so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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