I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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