Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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