**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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