google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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