I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
