Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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