CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she told me i tasted like america
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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