have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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