wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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