He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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