Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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