Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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