Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't think brook has ever known best
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
