from now on my penis is your penis
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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