i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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