id be glad to
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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