Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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