let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Couch. On fire.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
where are my eyebrows?
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