So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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