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She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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