it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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