Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
