if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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