It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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