Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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