I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The power of my boobs compel you
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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