So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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