I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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