scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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