is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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