I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
