Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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