weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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