The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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