How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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