You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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