So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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