Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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