I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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